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British
[x] You drink a lot of tea. (oh, yeah!.)
[x] You know what a brolly is. (Umbrella, btw)
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (i h8 Deal or No Deal!)
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. (Why was that show popular?)
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell" a lot. (Bugger, but not bloody hell. I use that very springly)
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.(Fish and fries, fyi)
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (Emos are kinda weird, but okay I guess...but chavs are such wannabees!)
[x] It's football...not soccer. (You know, everywhere ELSE! *catch the hint!*)
Total: 7 (I'm really very British, apparently)

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year. (Too cold.)
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops. (ooh, let me put on my "thongs!" Eww...)
[x] You love a backyard barbie. (I <3 barbeque!)
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll. (Yes, I'm not that dense. Just 'cuz I'm American...)
[ ] You love the beach. (Too sandy...and itchy)
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic. (There are very few sports I like.)
[ ] You are tanned. (I couldn't tan if my life depended on it. I'm paper-white.)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (Eh?)
[x] You have an Australian something. (I can play my didgeridoo! *no, seriously*)
Total: 3 (Yeah, no.)

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show. (Too violent)
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel. (K is not a vowel)
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes. (A ball of meat?)
[ ] You know Italian songs. (um...)
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (Dark hair, blue-green eyes)
[ ] You speak some italian. (Loanwords not included? No.)
[x] You are under 5'10'' (How is that Italian?)
[ ] You know what a italian horn is. (WTF.)
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 1 (I'm short, not Italian)

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.(Sí. La clase de español es muy interesante!)
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned. (No...Its the Swiss in me...)
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally... (ADD mode)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (My hair is too purty!)
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2 (I can speak Spanish, but I'm not Spanish)

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon. (um...no...)
[ ] You get short tempered. (I'm too tolerant, actually...)
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily. (I don't like cold!)
[ ] Rain is fun for you.( Rain makes me cry...well, not CRY, but I get sad at rain)
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 1 (I'm, like, the anti-Russian)

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best. (I don't know yet)
[ ] You have a bad temper. (No...)
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly.
[x] You have blue or green eyes. (Blue-green...oh!)
[x] You like the color green. (Sure, fine.)
[ ] You have been to a St. Pattys day party. (They don't have them here... At least, they don't invite minors...)
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles. (...nah, no freckles at all! Look at me...what do you think?)
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3 (I look Irish, but no)

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun (I can shoot a bow and arrow...whoa, I'm white!)
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (Stupid, not racist)
[x] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 1 (I like chicken, so I'm African American?)

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot. (Rice is a side dish...)
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano. (Percussion, technically)
[ ] You have family from Asia. (No blood relations, but honorary family, yes.)
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons. (Technically, they are HURRICAAAAAAANES! That is how people inside hurricanes say it)
[ ] You go to Baulko. (Erm...)
Total: 1 (I'm not Asian at all, but I <3 MANGA!)

German
[ ] You like bread. (It's bread...)
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. (Do you really have to ask this?)
[ ] You Speak some German. (No...)
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is. (Not exactly)
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi (yeah, I don't look like a Nazi)
[x] You went to Pre-school. (How is that German?)
[ ] You're over 5'2 (I don't know...)
Total: 2

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey. (My brother did)
[ ] You love beer. (I don't know yet...)
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french. (My french suuucks)
[ ] You love Tim Horton's. (Tim Burton, but who's Tim Hortons?)
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 0 (Don't wanna be a Canadian Idiot!)

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You're lazy. (I work, but i don't work OUT))
[ ] You are not cultured. (Okay, I've never been out of the country, but I am probably more cultured than most of the snooty people at my school that toured Europe. I heard one girl say "Yeah, I went to Paris and my mom made be see the Lourve. It was so boring." )
[x] You hate abortion. (...that is seriously, like, killing people)
[ ] But love the death penalty. (Fire with fire...yada yada yada...the point is, the death penelty is bad)
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is EXTREMELY biased.
Total: 1 (Wow...I'm so un-American!)

Conclusion:
Despite my obviously Irish apperance, with my blue-green eyes and curly brown hair with uber-freckles, I am psychologically quite British. That is, if this quiz is anything to go on.

Whoa...wait a second...
I watch The Inspector Lynley Mysteries, and am in love with Nathaniel Parker. I eat madelines. I drink a cup of tea after each school day. Whoa. How did I not notice I'm so British? Bloody Hell! OMG!